The Story

I've decided my life is interesting.  And I am writing a story.  This story is about Ninja and in it he is a ninja.  It is, in fact, going to be my true life story (only a teeeny tiiiiiny bit embellished).  Well, my true honest story between me and Ninja.  I promise to leave most of the important parts alone and only put in real quotes that are for real things that were said.  It's going to be the best story ever.  It has ninjas in it.  Anyway, I have nothing to do all summer while I am out of school and I keep getting bored.  Ninja also works a lot and I stay home and watch Teen Mom to reinforce my distaste for the thought of motherhood.  I feel that writing a story is a much better waste of my time.  Initially the story started off as a bedtime story that I was going to read to Ninja as a special treat one night before bed, but then I remembered that he falls asleep in 0.1seconds flat and any story longer than that would not be good.  So now my story is an epic tale about a man trying to get home to his wife after the war even though he has to best a cyclops, sirens, and his own vice to reach her.  This story might get super way unnaturally longer if I decide to include my life before Ninja in it.  No I will not be putting my story up here for everyone to read for free.  Well, not until after I get done with it.  And I want to get paid by the word.  Give me what I want because I want it.