I am really quite enjoying all of this time off. So far I have eaten more than I should and watched old cartoons for entire days. I would just like to say that Quick Draw McGraw is funny for an episode or two, but anything beyond an hour is painful! I would also like to say that everyone should watch the Boomerang network because it has amazing things. And everyone should get electronics at pawn shops. So the sad story of the day is that I have nothing interesting to say because I'm not doing anything. So I took a vote from my biggest fans (aka anyone within earshot at the moment) and they decided I can just rant about whatever and exaggerate my tales of shopping. But my shopping trips have even been so uneventful that I really have nothing to say. So now I am just left ranting about things I do or do not like. Once I get back to living life I should also go back to having stories to tell.
I tried to watch the lunar eclipse the other night and I have to say I was very disappointed. I went outside in the freezy frozen cold and sat in an icy ice chair and look up at the moon. At first it started turning an odd sort of red. Then after an hour of freezing it turned poo brown. Yeah. Poo brown. Everyone else said it was a deep shade of red and I am just bad at distinguishing colors, but I know the truth. They didn't want to feel stupid for sitting in the cold just to watch the moon turn poo brown. But I don't mind feeling stupid. In fact, I think medical school was designed to make everyone smart feel stupid and be okay with it. So I am willing to admit I sat in the cold for hours just to watch the moon go from off-white to reddish to poo brown. After I decided it wasn't going to black out for some ridiculous physics filled reason I went inside. I think it had something to do with Colorado not being exactly lined up to get the full effect and sun rays being not perfect or something. Anyway, it was poo brown and that's all I have to say about the moon. But while I'm on the subject of poo brown I would like to just throw out a theory of mine. I think people get ugly poo brown sheets because they poo themselves at night and it hides the stains. Same reason people would buy poo brown underwear. That's my two cents about it.
I enjoy making up JJ carols. Really they are just Christmas carols with whichever words I choose replaced with JJ. My personal favorite lately is The Twelve Days of JJ. It goes something like this:
On the 12th day of JJ my JJ gave to me
12 JJs JJ
11 JJs JJ
10 JJs JJ
9 JJs JJ
8 JJs JJ
7 JJs JJ
6 JJs JJ
5 JJ rings!
4 JJ JJs
3 JJ JJs
2 JJ JJs
And a JJ in a pear tree!!
Don't worry I have plenty more. Such as JJ Bells:
JJ bells! JJ bells! JJ all the way! Oh what JJ it is to JJ in a JJ open sleigh! OH! JJ through the JJ in a JJ open sleigh. JJ the hills we go! JJ all the way! Bells on JJ ring! Making JJs bright! What fun it is to JJ and sing a JJ song tonight! OH! JJ bells! JJ bells! JJ all the way! Oh what JJ it is to JJ in a JJ open sleigh!!!!
And the all time classic JJ the red nosed JJ:
JJ the red nosed JJ had a very shiny JJ! And if your ever JJed it, you would JJ say it JJs! All of the other JJs used to JJ and call him JJs! They never let poor JJ join in any JJ games! Then one foggy JJ eve, JJ came to say, "JJ with your JJ so bright won't you JJ my sleigh tonight." Then all the JJs loved him. And the JJed out with glee. JJ the red nosed JJ you'll go JJ in history!
Or Up on the JJ:
Up on the JJ, JJ paws. Down comes good old JJ Claus! Down through the JJ with lots of JJs all for the JJ ones JJ joys. Ho JJ Ho! JJ wouldn't go! JJ Ho JJ! JJ wouldn't go-o! Up on the JJ, JJ paws. Down through the JJ with good St. JJ!
Want more? Too bad. I don't want to type any more. So if you really have a burning desire to know more JJ carols you can just leave a specific song request as a comment. And if I'm feeling benevolent I'll think about writing it and singing it to JJ. I swear he enjoys it and does NOT just sit there and roll his eyes at me.
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